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Today, upon insistence, I tried a new drink. A gin martini, three olives, shaken not stirred. It was supposed to be filthy. I think we managed really dirty.
An insight into the night:
Glo to bartender: Ok, she’ll have a filthy martini
Bartender: You mean a dirty martini?
Glo: No. Filthy.
Silence
Glo proceeds to explain what a filthy martini is and how the bartender can go about making one
Bartender: So you want a really dirty martini?
Glo: No! She wants it filthy dammit!
Oh joy.
Love
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