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There
are days that poke and prod you in all the wrong places (and I mean wrong as in
uncomfortable, not dirty, you filthy doggs).
There are days that challenge you
to a dual, which you are obliged to accept, and are forced to fight even though
you’re not quite sure what it is the dual is for. Maybe you forgot to put the
milk back in the fridge? I don’t know.
Add a bit of homesickness to this and
you’ve got yourself a recipe for bad attitude.
When
days like these pop on over for an un-welcome visit, it’s easy to fall into the
slump of the grumps and be the biggest sooky bum that ever did live.
Which
is unfortunately the trap that I fell into.
BUT
lucky for me, I had a few tricks, and some kind, wise words, to get my head
back on track.
1. Being productive and creative can banish your
woes and cleanse your soul
2. A good cup of tea never goes astray
3. When you think you’re lagging behind, take a
deep breath, shake the cobwebs out of your head and concentrate on what you DO
know
4. Sometimes a good/annoying/gross phrase is
exactly what you need to cheer you up, so whip out the old love ya guts, warm
my bones and relish in them
5. Read Desiderata. And then read it again.
6. When someone tells you to keep your gin up (ha)
listen and actually put your chip up
7. Perspective is a necessity in this life, never
forget this
And last but not least
8. Just smile. Life is beautiful.
Thanks
for putting up with my grizzly tude sweet, sweet kids. I promise to make up for
it with sex muffins and plenty of dorky dance moves.
PEACE
LOVE & ALL THINGS DELIGHTFUL
Ps.
To clarify, sex muffins consist of white chocolate and raspberries, not sex in
a pastry…in case you were wondering.
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sources: theyallhateus, marcusjancsomor, prettylittlewildfox, jamesjourdanheenan, dependswhatdayitis
